Okay. There’s a lot to explain here. First, it was Christmas. Second, we’d been having work done on the house so we were a little stressed. Third, we’d been up veeeery late the night before wrapping gifts. Fourth, well, I don’t really have a fourth. I’m not exactly sure how to explain the hats except at some point in the evening I pronounced everyone had to wear one. And I’m not really sure how to explain the game except, well, we grew up poor. So we had to invent our own entertainment.
This game is an oldie but goody. It’s simple really. Just say “Toy Boat” 10 times as fast as you can. That’s it. If you can say it 10 times, keep going. I know what you’re thinking, you’re thinking – big deal! Anyone can do that. And that may be … unless you’re in my family. And before you go calling that kettle black, Pot, maybe you should try it. It’s not as easy as it sounds. In fact, the only one who made it look somewhat easy was The Kid. Then again, she could do a lot of things this Christmas that i couldn't - like fit into her pants.
First up is Momme. It’s especially fun to hear her do this since she actually looks a little like she should be in a Toy Boat in this video.
Nice try Mom. Ironic
that Carrie would tease her about her delivery of this. As you will see here that chica has no bloody
room to talk. You will also notice
Carrie’s eyes and her mouth are somehow connected and she can only use one at a
The Hub channeled Marlon Brando and got in a good 9 or 10
Before you watch this clip of me, you should know I’d been at this awhile. And by “this” I mean, of course, the wine.
Momme – take two (my favorite)
Carrie – with another jolly good try
And when all else failed, we decided to do a round
This is Christmas at our house. Oh like yours is any better.