OPEN LETTER TO MY SPAM FILTER

I can almost guarantee no one I want to hear from is concerned about the length of their sword and its fit in "her scabbard".

Also of note:

• I'm not interested really in any email about my tool, rod, stick and/or little friend
• I don't wear a watch and therefore don't need a designer one at "unbelievable prices so low you'll be over amazement"
• I have no rich dead relatives in Nigeria
• I get my prescription medicines at the pharmacy, not online and
• No one I know would put "Here You Will See Big Choice Of Soft," in a subject line

However, if you filter out one more email from a potential client, you might need a new tool of your own.

 

Love,

Jenne

 

 

Comments

[Jenn Frederick]

Three words: Sender Address Verification

Different type of spam filter that requires a tiny amount of effort on the part of the person sending you the email, but only the very first time they send something. They get a notice, they hit reply, they hit send, bam their email is delivered to your inbox. It completely eliminites every automated email! LOVE IT!