Well … it seems The Kid is playing the trumpet. Actually, you may already know that because you might have heard her practicing. This past week we were all in sunny florida with Momme and decided to have a little jam session. Meaning, we all wanted to jam cotton in our ears.
Ba-da-ching!
Actually we all decided to try and play. Luckily, I had my camera nearby and was able to catch most of our little musical soirée. I'll want to use this for an audition video at some point for something, I'm just sure … or for evidence to establish my mental state and get me out of some crime in the future.
Here are the videos. Make sure you turn your sound up … well, or down.
This first one is The Kid playing her, um, scales? I think that's what she said she was going to play. Turns out she only knows 4 notes so it's a rather short scale and apparently the order of those notes isn't set in stone. Now-a-days I guess you can just play any old note whenever you like.
Lovely. She's no Dizzy Gillespie but she is dizzingly cute when she plays, you gotta give her that.
Next I decided to give the horn a shot. As you can see from the video, I picked it up rather quickly. Then I tried to play it and that didn't go so well - <rimshot> - this was my third attempt at a song in the kid's music book. I was playing it so Momme could guess what the song was.
Huh. Watching it again I'm just as surprised as I was then that she didn't get it. I'm not sure what her issue was. That is clearly Go Tell Aunt Rhody, as if you didn't already know that!
Next, The Hub gave it a shot. Don't be too impressed. It turns out he played coronet in Jr. High. So, he was kinda a ringer. Then again, so were my ears! Boo-ya!… try the veal! He's also playing Go Tell Aunt Rhody (well, honestly, we didn't have that much to choose from). However, he'd never heard it so Momme and I had to sing along. He was doing really well until he learned some disturbing news about the old grey goose at the end.
And rounding out our session is Momme. Man, I love me some Momme. Prior to trying out the trumpet she said four or five times she would probably have a heart attack. She was completely confident in her inability. However, she surprised herself. And frankly, all of us. My favorite part is when she realizes just how good she is and calls for her music!
And that, my friends, rounds out the trumpet session. I had a massive headache for about 6 hours after this. As did, I'm sure, the neighbors. Oh and, 4th grade music teachers should have a free pass into heaven, in my opinion.

The Beecher-Frommes Got Talent! When's the next episode?
Posted by: Theresa Anstett | April 21, 2009 at 12:05 PM
When I first turned this on, my dog came running out of his crate, whining and barking.
A few minutes later, my wife came home and hurried in from the garage, hearing me coughing and laughing and gasping for air, while at the same time hearing "the strangest noise." I told her I was listening to her former colleague, Barb B., play the trumpet. "What?" she asked, incredulously.
This is so much better than anything on TV.
Posted by: Erik | June 13, 2009 at 09:13 PM