Do you think maybe the reason the TSA agents at the airport are so grumpy isn’t because they are so concerned about terrorists but because their pants are too tight?
What’s going on with those pants? Do they have two waistbands? The one directly below their ribs and the one cutting off circulation immediately above their pubic bone? Are they made that way? Who could do their job in pants like those? I haven’t been so upset by pants since I was 13 and my father unrolled the cuffs of his overalls in a Hardee’s and sheep manure fell out.
I think next time I fly I’m going to wrap up some elastic in tin foil and when it shows up on the x-ray I’m going to slyly smile and say, “how ‘bout you keep that.” And give a little wink. I may not be able to change the world, but maybe I can help relieve some tension….one waistband at a time.