I went to court today. I had to sit through many cases before the judge ruled I was not guilty. My favorite case went like this ...
The judge said to the defendant, "Well looks like you've been sentenced to some community service already."
The defendant said to the judge "Uh yeah, how much of that do I have left?"
The judge said to the defendant, "Well let's see. You were sentenced to 30 hours. You've done <pause while he looks through the papers> zero. So that leaves 30.
The bailiff said to me, "No laughing in the courtroom."